Saturday, January 8, 2011

How to Deal With Anger

  1. Think of nothing else than what is making you angry.
  2. Hold your breath for 10 seconds.
  3. Punch someone.
  4. Punch two someones.
  5. If you're mad at your parents, go bazzirk and kill your whole family.
  6. Knock everything on any surface down onto the ground anywhere you go.
  7. Tell everyone what worthless pieces of crap they are. 
  8. Sabotage your friend's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
  9. Push people off great heights.
  10. Tell your boss/teacher how much you hate them.
  11. Take your anger out on the people you love the most.
  12. Crush others' dreams
You should find yourself pretty relaxed eventually.