Thursday, August 4, 2011

Its a New Day its a New Dawn, In an Old World, Full of Sh**ty People

So there's a lot of new stupid things I say now, like
You -insert adjective, characteristic, or action of person here- You.
Ex. you math wiz, you.
I dig that
Ex. I dig that.
the word "dope"
Ex. Yeah that's pretty dope.
Who has two thumbs and ______ This Girl!

I'm noticing I hold grudges now. Not sure how I feel about that.

Cuz I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

I do not however, listen to Iron Maiden.

I don't know why I'm doing this, but I felt like saying words, to a public audience, so here I am.
(However very unpublic it may be)


I also notice that I blush quite a lot. But I noticed that a long time ago.

I either talk incredibly loud, or not at all.


If I don't talk loud enough, no one can hear the funny things I say ;)

Something about battling pink robots

I have a friend, his name rhymes with....... Mames. And he's all sad and stuff. So, this little bit of sepparated lines is supposed to cheer you up. And if it doesn't cheer you up, I WILL send in a unicorn to eat your soul. And then Bam, no more pain :)

Now hold on, I lost an earring.
 Whew! Found it. Also, a Batman sticker. I'm pretty excited.

YES!!! BATMAN PHONE!!!

 This phone, from now on, will be used only to take the law into its own hands, and DEFEAT the mobsters and drug cartels in the streets!! Not really, I need to call my mommy and stuff. But still, cool phone.

Well, Alright.... I guess I'm done now.

Night All.

FAAAANCY COOOOOLLOOOOORSSSSS


Okay. I promise I'm done now. Oh God, this color is terrifying.