- Okay, here's the deal.
- If you can work it to accommodate my schedule...
- I really don't feel like it.
- I need to talk to you.
- Chaperon
- Reagan
- Do I know him?
- Do you like him?
- You have a boyfriend?
- You have a _______ account? Why aren't I on it?
- What do you like about him?
- Because I said so.
- It really hurt my feelings.
- Are you on your period?
- Wow, you're in a great mood today.
- I would never pressure you to do anything.
- Do your friends smoke/drink/do drugs?
- Did you eat lunch?
- There's some carrots in the fridge.
- This is not the asparagus from your childhood.
- You've never been fat. OR chubby.
- Can I come with you?
- You should invite him over for dinner.
- I just wish I knew what they really thought about me.
- You don't have to say anything.
Don't get me wrong, I love my mother, but she needs to chill out.
My mom's: "I love you, but..."
ReplyDelete"I need you to come here."
'Acknowledge!"
"When I say your name, you come with me."
"Because I'm the mom."
"No, not 'why?', just say yes. Yes MA'AM."
"Oh really?"
"Can I have just a few minutes of your time for once?"
"Can you put that down?"
"Me and you day."